Friday, April 28, 2006
My Last Day of Freedom

As soon as he reached the Gingerbread Cottage,
Gerald realised those breadcrumbs had not been for him.

An OBE should be awarded to the guy who invented the Copy & Paste function.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Never Cut Your Tongue

To ease congestion, Gerald's memory had built a bypass.

[insert witty comment about the day's events here]
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Me? A Swan?

Gerald didn't know much about educating children.

Today I got a lovely widescreen monitor, but it is not compatible with revision.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Post Number 31

Gerald wasn't quite sure what had just happened.

Yesterday, I think I got a job.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Life is like a London Bus

Gerald hated making decisions

This week I will be mostly trying to make a game out of revision.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
This is not auto-biographical

Gerald would often express his true emotions through the medium of contemporary dance.

I am currently feeling the post-birthday anticlimax.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
It's Like Football, But With Dodgems

While Gerald was having fun, Andrea was forced to go to work

My birthday has been spread over three days - which is kind of nice.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Carmen Electra, Adolf Hitler, and I
"What a brilliant present." thought Gerald, "If only I knew what it was."

Today is my birthday.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Developmental Dyscalwhatsits

Gerald had underestimated the skills needed to get a good credit rating

I have been away, but now I am back - with added dissertation!

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