Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Problem 53
So the program is now on my computer, but the creative juices have stopped flowing. May I recommend that you visit my web-site where I have just converted it into a photoblog. Taking photos is easy - it doesn't take very long...unlike drawing sheep.
Why didn't I start drawing a cartoon about a ball living in a world made up of oblongs?
Why didn't I start drawing a cartoon about a ball living in a world made up of oblongs?
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Yet Another Excuse...
I'm sorry for a distinct lack of posts, even though I have finished my exams and thus have a lot of spare time on my hands. My excuse this time is that I am in the process of changing computers, this requires a lot more effort than I had anticipated. At the moment I am without the program that I usually use to draw Gerald, which make drawing Gerald particularly difficult. Instead, I advise that you go about your normal daily business and try to imagine what Gerald cartoon might have been published had I been bothered to draw one.
If you have any nice lines that you think would make a good cartoon then let me know and I will see what I can do*.
Hopefully I will have a cartoon up in the not-too-distant future.
*Although be warned that once I draw the cartoon that line then becomes my property, although I am unlikely to profit from it, so it shouldn't bother you too much.
If you have any nice lines that you think would make a good cartoon then let me know and I will see what I can do*.
Hopefully I will have a cartoon up in the not-too-distant future.
*Although be warned that once I draw the cartoon that line then becomes my property, although I am unlikely to profit from it, so it shouldn't bother you too much.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Half Way Through, But Still No Light
This format is a one-off. It is a design I put on a mug for somebody.
It's good to be back.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Interregnum
I am currently revising for, and taking some, exams in order to get a degree. Therefore, it is unlikely that there will be many updates to the blog for a while. However, after that who knows what crazy stuff I will come up with.
Ben.
Ben was scared his brain would reach full capacity before the 24th May
Ben.
Ben was scared his brain would reach full capacity before the 24th May
Friday, April 28, 2006
My Last Day of Freedom
As soon as he reached the Gingerbread Cottage,
Gerald realised those breadcrumbs had not been for him.
An OBE should be awarded to the guy who invented the Copy & Paste function.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Never Cut Your Tongue
To ease congestion, Gerald's memory had built a bypass.
[insert witty comment about the day's events here]
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Me? A Swan?
Gerald didn't know much about educating children.
Today I got a lovely widescreen monitor, but it is not compatible with revision.
What is Paktocon?
Paktocon stands for 'Press Any Key To Continue' and was developed by Benjamin Gallagher in 2002 as a fictional website to place on the front of some t-shirts. The actual website didn't appear until 2004.
Paktocon.com is Ben's holding place for photographs and cartoons, as well as a place to upload secret websites that relate to people's birthday and Christmas presents.
Etc
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Please respect Gerald in the same way that he respects you.